Saturday, November 26, 2022

Santa Hates Recasters

This holiday season be sure to avoid giving your business to lazy talentless thieving recasters like this guy. The vastly inferior quality of LaRetrotienda's Sankara Stones speaks for itself. It's little wonder why he was so interested in stealing my sculpt. So if you want a genuinely well-done piece with real love and care and time put into it, order from the source, not from shameless copycats like LaRetrotienda.

#SankaraStone #Sankara #Laretrotiendasucks #FriendsDontLetFriendsBuyRecasts #SayNoToRecasting

Recasters Get Coal for Christmas

This holiday season be sure to avoid giving your business to lazy talentless thieving recasters like this guy. The vastly inferior quality of LaRetrotienda's display pedestal speaks for itself. It's little wonder why he was so interested in stealing my sculpt. So if you want a genuinely well-done piece with real love and care and time put into it, order from the source, not from shameless copycats like LaRetrotienda.

#fertilityidol #indy #indianajones #raiders #raidersofthelostark #Laretrotiendasucks #FriendsDontLetFriendsBuyRecasts #SayNoToRecasting

Monday, November 14, 2022

Pickman's Model Wall Relief

Decided to continue onto the realm of H.P. Lovecraft's stories today with this rendition of the creature from "Pickman's Model" in the form of a small wall relief. Assuming this is a creature of the night I thought it would be appropriate to give it some bat-like features. Still a work-in-progress but I'm happy with the direction so far. It's also probably one of my fastest sculpts I've ever done.





Available soon! Stay tuned!

Monday, September 12, 2022

Oh, You Thought Cthulhu was Done?!

I'm happy to announce a new addition to my collection of Lovecraftian mythos artifacts: this new "big-boy" Cthulhu, for when a little figurine doesn't cut it.






Measures nearly 8 inches tall, this grotesque evil object will be available to order very soon! Stay tuned!

Sunday, August 14, 2022

Getting into the Halloween Spirit

💀 🎃 👻

This will be the first in a series of retro-styled Halloween wall reliefs.

Sunday, August 7, 2022

Medallion Display Stands In Stock at Etsy Shop

 


Just a heads-up that the Medallion Display Stands are in stock and ready to ship on my Etsy shop. Click here to order yours!

Thursday, July 28, 2022

Mermaid Bar Sign Update

Almost done! Just needs a few tweaks and cleaning up. Gotta get this molded soon! 






Cthulhu Wall Relief - Green Variant

Decided to give my Cthulhu wall relief a more R'lyeh-like color scheme.





Each is hand cast solid with a realistic antiquated finish and measures approximately 4 1/2" tall.

FEATURES

  • Measures approximately 4 1/2" tall.
  • Hand crafted and meticulously hand-painted with a beautiful ancient stone-like finish.
  • Features sturdy wire loop for easy wall hanging.

Order yours today!

https://www.etsy.com/listing/1259838046/cthulhu-wall-relief-sculpture-green

A Good Warning is Worth Repeating



Oh, LaRetrotienda. A good conscience is a good virtue to have. 

Sunday, April 17, 2022

Ready To Ship!

The first small batch of the new Medallion Display Stands is now available and ready to ship! They're  expected to sell out fairly quickly, so order yours today!

Click HERE for more info or to place an order.

Saturday, April 16, 2022

Medallion Display Stands Refresh

I've thought long and hard about the future of my Medallion Display Stands. The main reason is, specifically in the "Egyptian" stone color finish (shown above), they are more time-consuming than I feel they need to be, and having two color options adds a bit of complexity to the process. The "Egyptian" version in particular has more color layers than most of my other items to achieve the desired effect, again, adding to the time it takes to produce them. 

So after long consideration, I've decided to come up with the radical decision to discontinue them in favor of a brand new single color option... as well as reduce the price by $5 (as of this writing). So in the end, this accomplishes two goals. First, I'll be able to crank these out faster than ever. Second, you'll be able to acquire them at a 20% lower price than before!

So without further delay... here's the brand new version of the Medallion Display Stand in its fresh new color finish I call "Red Canyon"... AVAILABLE NOW!!!




Order yours today! Click HERE.
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Wednesday, March 23, 2022

Dag, yo! That was fast!

A million thanks to those who ordered my latest little batch of Siva Linga Stone replicas and for your kind support.

If you missed out, don't worry. More will be made as time permits and as long as interest exists. In the meantime, if you want to secure one, feel free to request to be placed on a waiting list and one will be reserved for you when it's ready. 

Email me at inquiries@landronartifacts.com and reserve yours today!

In Stock and Ready to Ship!


A small batch of Siva Linga Stone Replicas are boxed up and ready to ship! These are expected to sell quickly so best order soon! Click HERE!

Wednesday, March 9, 2022

Beware of seller "LaRetrotienda" on Etsy/Amazon/Ebay

Just for the record... contrary to the common saying, "thievery is the most sincere form of flattery"... Well, actually, NO! In fact it shows you're a talentless, shameless scumbag. In this case, some clown (unfortunately my namesake) in Valencia, Spain, who purchased a Siva Linga Stone replica and Idol Artifact Pedestal from me, very soon after proceeded to take it upon his own authority and poor judgment to make a mold of my work and sell copies of it on his Etsy store filled with quite possibly other recast work not his own. He also has an eBay account under the same name selling the same stuff.

His real name is Alberto Cerezo Ledesma and lives in Valencia, Spain. His storefronts all over the internet (Etsy, eBay, Amazon, etc.) are all named LaRetrotienda.


(Screenshot of his Etsy profile)







The simple audacity of this shameless clown just confounds my comprehension. His profile page boasts "unique and hand-made gifts". If by "hand-made" he took 5 minutes to hand-mix some silicone and cast someone else's hard work and make bootleg copies at a profit, then, I guess it's sort of true. Funny thing is he's charging way more for his inferior copies than I do for mine!

I had already sent him a surprise message on his Etsy page saying "Did you think I wouldn't notice what you did with the stone I sold you recently? Do me a favor and destroy any molds you made of it and stop selling copies of my work." No response of course. Yet. But very soon he'll realize he's messed with the wrong guy.

For all my followers, fans of my work, and loyal customers who've supported my hobby and hard work throughout the years, please spread the word on this seller, report him to Ebay and Etsy, and make him famous on every message board you can. I think a little public shaming should be enough to make someone think twice before thinking they can get away with thievery.

So, hey, Alberto, if you're reading this... PAYBACK IS COMING!

Monday, February 28, 2022

Mermaid Bar Sign Progress

Continuing sculpting this piece has been therapeutic. I'm liking how it's looking so far. 




Friday, February 25, 2022

Eh, why not?

Decided to go ahead and spend some time working on my "Hungry Mermaid Tavern" sign. Still has a long way to go but it's definitely taking shape.





Sunday, February 20, 2022

Bar Signs? Just Doodlin' Some Ideas


One thing I’ve always wanted to do is pirate and nautical themed bar signage. This morning I grabbed my pencil and sketch pad and did this little doodle. This doesn’t necessarily mean bar signs are in Landron Artifacts’ near future, but if there’s enough interest… definitely a possibility. What do you guys think? Shoot me an email and let me know!

Saturday, February 19, 2022

Idol Artifact Pedestal Custom Finishes

Just thought I'd share this unique piece. Recently a client reserved one of my Idol Artifact Pedestals and requested a special custom "Egyptian sandstone" finish. The results definitely make this piece look quite different. Really dig how the details pop.



A while back I got another request for this same piece, but in a black stone finish. Here it is...





Want your own special pedestal for that special artifact in your personal museum? Look no further and click HERE to order yours!

Possible New Product Sneak Peek

 


This here is something I've been sitting on for quite a while. It's a Maya/Aztec-inspired light switch cover plate that would be the latest addition to my City Of The Twin Serpents series of artifacts. I'm sharing it here to gauge interest to see if this is something worthwhile to produce. Please shoot me an email and let me know if you'd be interested in something like this.


(Close up detail)

(Close up detail)

Saturday, January 29, 2022

Siva Linga Stone Replica - Behind The Scenes

Here I am in my messy studio applying the first coat of paint.

Detailing finished. All that's left is to paint in the three scratched lines then it's off to the spray booth for a matte clear cote finish.

Ready for their finishing touch in the Spray Booth of Doom.


Branded and ready for packaging. The top three are raw primed stones ready for paint.


Available as of this typing. Order yours today by clicking HERE!