Back In Stock & READY TO SHIP!

 Just in time for the holidays! Grab your Siva Linga Stone replica today. Quantities limited!

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Yard Sale

FOR SALE! Old "B" Stock unfinished Siva Linga Stone Castings

Doing a bit of spring cleaning and searching for the proverbial coins between the cushions during my "temporary" unemployment, I've come across these four rejected castings of my older version of Siva Linga Stones. They are each in varying but similar need of TLC to make them truly great (see pics), namely some seams, nicks, and other surface anomalies need to be addressed by anyone who wants to tackle a fun DIY project. The close-ups shown here are what I'd consider worst-case flaws.

These are solid statuary-grade gypsum castings and will need to be sealed with a healthy coating of clear flat spray (Krylon Crystal Clear Matte 1311 recommended) and topped with a decent primer before painting.

Asking $25 for each (price includes domestic U.S. shipping). For more info, or to place an order, or for an overseas shipping quote, please contact me via email.

PLEASE NOTE: Sold "as-is". Specific stone is picked at random.

Face On Mars Diorama - AVAILABLE NOW!

Now available for purchase, the latest addition to the Landron Artifacts collection of devious concoctions you won't ever find at Home Goods — the Cydonia Face on Mars Diorama.

This piece was meticulously sculpted with intricate detail using the original infamous NASA Viking 1 spacecraft imagery as reference. Now you can own a piece of Martian speculative prehistory and study the iconic "face on Mars" in your own hands up close and from every angle in the form we all wished it really looked like in real life.

The top, left, and right sides of the diorama feature blocks of stone resembling cyclopean masonry, implying ancient Martian construction methods. The bottom side features a row of ancient indecipherable Martian runes.

Features:

• Measures approximately 6" wide.
• Bottom features soft felt pads to protect surfaces.
• Proudly hand-crafted and hand-painted in the USA.

For more info, or to order yours, click HERE!

Face on Mars Diorama - 1st Batch!

Here's a peek into the first batch of my Cydonia Face on Mars diorama. This batch will consist of only a few pieces (future batches will be made pending enough interest). The ones you see here are just about ready to be boxed up and will be available for purchase very soon! Stay tuned for updates!

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Face on Mars Promo Video

Cydonia "Face on Mars" Diorama Final Product Reveal

Here, finally, are the first images of the final completed "Face on Mars" diorama, one of the most fun and intriguing projects I've worked on. Measures approximately 6" wide. Available to order very soon. Shoot me an email and reserve yours today!

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The Plus Side to Quarantining...

...It creates time to work on projects! Here's a brand new batch of Idol Artifact Pedestals, Medallion Display Stands, and Siva Linga Stones, fresh out of their molds. They are expected to sell out fast so if you're interested in any of these, I recommend sending me an email and request to be placed on the waiting list so they can be reserved for you.

Here are some sample pics of what they look like completed...

Siva Linga Stone Replica

Idol Artifact Pedestal (idol not included) 

Medallion Display Stand (medallion not included)

"Face on Mars" Sculpt Nearly Finished

Putting the finishing touches to my "Face on Mars" diorama sculpt. I decided to get a little more creative and add some design elements to the outer edges. The bottom edge features runes of an ancient Martian language. The other edges I sculpted to look something like cyclopean masonry.

Landron Artifacts is Moving to Mars!!!

Seems like a good idea, now with the whole pandemic going on. Here's a sneak peek at the latest project I've been working on... the mysterious so-called "face on Mars", or rather, the outdated speculative depiction of the curious structure long before we got more detailed topographical data. Still, it's a fascinating formation that still sparks the imaginations of many, including my own. So here is a look at my artist's "what if" interpretation of the Cydonia "Face on Mars", available soon as an approximately 6x6-inch (subject to change) diorama!

I Made a Thing!

I hope it's not cursed!

Carved out of EPS foam with hot tools. Been a while since I've used them so I'm a little rusty. Still trying to get used to them. If you would like me to make something custom for you similar to this cursed tiki for your home bar or man-cave, shoot me an email and we can talk about it!

Magic Rocks!

Finally got all my Siva Linga stone replicas from the waiting list fulfilled and shipped. I still have just a couple left over so best order yours soon! These sell pretty fast!

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Self Isolation Inspires Creativity

Been a long time since I've dreamt up something new to make. Now that I'm stuck at home I finally had a chance to sketch up this rough concept I've been thinking about for a while. It's a set of asteroid/moon shaped bookends. I was thinking these could be about 6" or 7" tall. If this is an item you'd like to see get made please shoot me an email and let me know.

In Stock and Ready to Ship!

Looking to de-Martha Stewartize your home? Well, take all your boring "Live Laugh Love" Homegoods made in China junk and throw it all in the trash. Your house deserves better, especially when you're stuck under quarantine. Add some attitude and mystique to your home with unique stuff you won't find in any store anywhere. Best of all, it's all proudly hand-crafted in the USA! Everything you see here is ready to ship immediately. Order soon!

Twin Serpent Guardian Spirit – Wall Relief

•Measures approximately 12" tall x 8" wide.

• Hand crafted and meticulously hand-painted with a beautiful ancient stone-like finish.

• Features sturdy wire loop for easy wall hanging.

Click HERE for more info!

Jolly Roger Coaster Set

• Hand-painted and hand-crafted in extremely durable impact-resistant resin.

• Inside diameter measures approximately 3.25 inches. 

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"Cthulhu" – Small Wall Relief

• Available in "Coral" (left) and "Stone" (right) color finishes

• Each measures approximately 4 1/2" tall.

• Hand crafted and meticulously hand-painted with a beautiful ancient stone-like finish.

• Features sturdy wire loop for easy wall hanging.

Click HERE for more info!

"Faces" —  Tea Light Holder

• Measures approximately 2 1/4" tall x 4 1/4" diameter.

• Hand crafted and meticulously hand-painted with a beautiful ancient stone-like finish.

• Bottom features soft felt pads to protect table-top surfaces.

• Tea light candle not included.

Click HERE for more info!

City of the Twin Serpents — Small Wall Reliefs

• Approximately 4.5" tall each.

• Hand crafted and meticulously hand-painted with a beautiful ancient stone-like finish.

• Features sturdy wire loop for easy wall hanging.

Click HERE (top left), HERE (top right), and HERE (bottom), for more info.

BETTER HURRY!!! ONLY ONE LEFT!!!

There's only one of the Siva Linga Stone replicas left in stock and ready to ship. It's expected to go quick, so if you were thinking of getting one and not have to wait for a future batch, now is the time!

Waiting List Update

Trying my best to get back on the saddle whenever our baby daughter gives me some free time to myself. A few waiting list items have already been mailed out, including Medallion Display Stands and a few Siva Linga Stones. More are currently being worked on so if you're still waiting for the email notification that your item is ready to ship, please hang in there! It'll be any time now. And if you're still on the fence or would like to reserve one of these pieces, feel free to shoot me an email!

Yes, I'm Still Here...

Apologies for the lack of updates. Been pretty hectic here in the Landron household. We had our daughter in August and she's pretty much hijacked most of my free time. So I appreciate everyone who's on a waiting list for their infinite patience. Please rest assured, I've not forgotten about your requests and will be working on your items as time permits.